The next FOX reality show

How about “When Super Models Attack“?
Supermodel diva Naomi Campbell went ballistic on her assistant Thursday, flinging a cell phone at her assistant’s head, sending her to the hospital, police said.
The 41-year-old assistant wound up with four stitches and the 35-year-old Campbell, among the highest paid models in the world, wound up at the Midtown [...]

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That’s not Mountain Dew

A convenience store clerk pleaded no contest Thursday to felony charges of tampering after he urinated in a bottle of soda that was later drunk by a customer who became violently sick.
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The saddest addiction of all

A disease I probably don’t need to worry too much about: “workaholism”. From Reuters:
Sam used to sneak into his office before dawn so no one would know how many extra hours he worked. Charles goes on all-night work binges to meet deadlines, and Susan can’t say no to volunteer projects, social clubs, bridge games, [...]

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A Night On the Town

I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]

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