I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
This is a little confusing, so pay attention. Curtis Gokey sued the city of Lodi, California, because a city worker backed a trash truck into his parked car. The city worker in questions was…Curtis Gokey. That’s right, Mr. Gokey was suing himself. Sort of. Maybe you should just go read [...]
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According to the New York Times, the newly discovered hairy lobster would “probably taste like rotten eggs.” Well, “probably” isn’t good enough, New York Times. The world wants to know for sure what the hairy lobster tastes like. And no melted butter, either.
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I’m moving to Norway!
OSLO, Norway –It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.
Now, if only they could figure out how to get pretzels from the ice dispenser.
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Obviously, I haven’t been writing column length humor in a long while. I’ve been busy with my ant farm (or some other excuse that’s more believable). So I’m going to try something new here. I’m just going to make a bunch of frequent posts. They’ll usually be short, and sometimes I’ll [...]
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