I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
OK, so now I have tingly hair. It’s my new shampoo. My new “herbal” shampoo. It’s got “tea tree oil” in it. Along with “Peppermint Oil”, “Lavender Oil”, “White Ginger Extract”, “Chamomile Extract”, “Kelp Extract”, “Wheat Germ Oil” and lots of other oils and extracts that belong in a girly cup of herbal tea instead [...]
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by Joe Shockley
It is 9:00 in the morning. I’m seated under a bright light, rigid, terrified and slightly reclined. My dentist is doing some hard-core dentistry inside my mouth.
Specifically, Dr Ames is pulling a tooth. At least, she’s trying to pull a tooth. The tooth has other ideas. Little pieces of it keep breaking off [...]
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