I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
Even a Modern Guy gets annoyed by the modern world sometimes. At the moment, I’m really annoyed by how some people (otherwise known as “sheep”) react to the modern world.
Here is what has me riled enough to actually use the word “riled” in a sentence: The New York Senate just approved a law [...]
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The gambler’s eyes were cold and hard like granite as she stared right through me. She had a perfect poker face, but my gut told me she wasn’t bluffing. I knew I should walk away, but I couldn’t. Too much was at stake. I tuned out the [...]
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I don’t love flying. It scares me. Not badly enough to stay at home, but badly enough to keep me from really enjoying my little bag of pretzels and half can of Pepsi.
I know flying is supposedly safe, but every time the landing gear comes up or goes down, I just know I’m [...]
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