I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
OK, lets say you’re walking down the street minding your own business, and all of a sudden someone shoots you in a very sensitive area (Dearborn, Michigan). Well, it’s your lucky day…as long as you end up at Dearborn’s Oakwood Hospital, which has just started guaranteeing service in 30 minutes or less.
According to a [...]
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I have a very bad feeling. My wife says it’s probably just gas, but I’m thinking it has to do with some of the disturbing actual news items I’ve been coming across lately.
For example, according to a Reuters news story, Jose Rojas Mayarita (pronounced “Bob”), age 39, got a big surprise after he hooked [...]
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