I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
It’s time our government finally accepted responsibility for an important issue that’s been ignored far too long. I am speaking, of course, about the need for weather-control machines.
I mean, come on. Here we are in the 21st century, and we can’t even have rain when we want it.
And I’ve been really wanting some rain lately. [...]
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