I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
I have a new bicycle. I’ll give you the technical specifications: It’s white.
I’ve managed to go almost my entire adult life without any exercise at all, not counting the time I ran in the local St Patrick’s Day 5K race. I figure any exercise that begins with losing a bet and ends with an ambulance [...]
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