I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
So it’s been a bit more than a week since I posted my last column. But I have a really good excuse: My dog ate it.
OK, I don’t have a dog. And my cat will only eat one certain brand of very expensive cat food that she has flown in from France.
The truth is, I [...]
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