I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
Today’s consumer topic: Shopping in the nude.
More and more people are trying to get me to shop in my bathrobe. Or in my underwear. Or even in the nude (for our southern readers: neckid). It’s pretty obvious that these people have never seen me in an undressed or semi-dressed condition, or they would be recommending [...]
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My Christmas gift list is taking shape nicely, thank you very much. So far, The List includes a 31 inch TV, a DVD player, digital camera, some overpriced Microsoft software, a memory card for my handheld PC, a cell phone, a new printer, and a color Gameboy.
I’ll probably get a tie.
Not that I care. I’m [...]
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I’ve added yet another item to my list of things you should never let another person do to your body:
Number 97: Never let another person freeze part of your head with liquid nitrogen.
The thing about liquid nitrogen is that it’s cold. Really cold. In fact, according to the Discovery channel, [...]
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