I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
I’ve decided to get rich on the Internet.
It took me some time to make this decision. For awhile I was just kind of thinking about becoming “well off” or maybe “financially independent”, but I finally decided that “rich” was the way to go.
I don’t have all the details worked out yet, but I’m sure things [...]
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OK readers, it’s time to announce the winner of last week’s “Official Modern Guy Millennium Countdown Contest”. This was a tough decision, considering the astounding amount of entries I received (three, or approximately three more than I expected).
To recap, first prize in the contest is official prize check number 458091154 issued by Harlequin Enterprises Limited [...]
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Now that I have won the cash prize in a major sweepstakes, I’m trying to just go on with life as usual.
This task is somewhat simplified by the fact that my cash prize is a check for fifty cents. It was sent to me by the generous folks at Harlequin Enterprises Limited. That’s the same [...]
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While channel surfing recently, I came across a show on the Discovery Channel that was discussing (STOP reading this! Unless you want to be totally creeped out for the rest of your life, you will NOT want to read the rest of this column! Trust me, I wrote it, and I’m not going to read [...]
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