I recently took my wife out for drinks. Hey, don’t look so surprised — I’m as spontaneous and romantic as the next guy (assuming the next guy is Fred Flintstone). So after work one Friday, I looked into my wife’s eyes, smiled boyishly, and said, “We’re out of toilet paper, dear.”
That’s how we [...]
My employers recently decided it was time for me to “maximize my potential”. I’m not sure why they waited 10 years to spring this on me. My potential had been running along at a respectable 13% for some time.
As it turns out, pretty much everyone’s potential was in desperate need of being maximized. Which is [...]
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